What Should I Have Done...

I am right now volunteering to answer every single "What should I have done with this one girl?" question, and as an added bonus, I will also answer every single "What should I do with this one girl?" question. I shit you not. I will provide a detailed, masterful answer. All I ask is that you first provide me with a little necessary background information:

First, a little background on you, just so I can have an idea of who I'm giving advice to. Can't give advice to no one! This shit is custom tailored, not one-size-fits-all.

1. What is your age?
2. How long have you been in the Community?
3. How often do you go out?
4. How many girls have you laid?
5. How many in the past year?

Now moving on to the interaction you're having trouble with:

6. Tell me everything you said to her (including all previous interactions).
7. Tell me how she responded to each thing you said.
8. Tell me everything she said.
9. What time was it?
10. What type of venue was it?
11. How was your body language and vocal intonation at each point of the interaction?
12. How was her body language and vocal intonation?
13. What were you wearing?
14. What was she wearing?
15. If there were any other people involved in the conversation, tell me everything they said to anyone else, how they responded to everyone else's comments, and what their body language was like.

Your answers must be very specific. Provide exact wording, not just "We talked about the weather." Describe every part of the interaction you had, from beginning to end, not just the parts you think are important. If you knew what was important, you wouldn't need advice.

I know this seems like a lot, but so much goes into any interaction that it's impossible to know for sure what you should have done without all this information. While you're working on collecting all this data, why don't I provide you with a quick mini-lesson:

Learn to calibrate.